Archive for September, 2008
How to Give a Quickie in the Morning
Why do most couples have sex at night? Are there any other reasons aside convenience? In any relationship, one thing you don’t want to do is make a routine of your sex life. So why not spice things up a little by trying an early morning quickie? An early morning quickie might be just what you need to brighten up your day. But how do you combine the thrill of waking up to great sex with a repulsive morning breath?
#1: Clean your mouth and freshen your breath.
The last thing any woman wants to wake up to is a stenchy, moldy breath attempting to kiss her – you’ll do nothing but irritate her. Even if your intentions aren’t selfish, make her want you. Wake up earlier than her, sneak to the washroom and make your mouth all minty.
#2: Take things slow.
Even though women love sex, they hate feeling like they’re an object to satisfy your sexual urges. Don’t go pumping her from behind, take things gently. You could start by giving her body a firm and sensual touch. Watch her response carefully, it’ll determine whether or not you’ll be getting anything – and you definitely don’t want to start the day getting rejected by your second half. So play your cards right!
#3: A little foreplay.
If she’s into you, you should plan on giving her a quick yet effective foreplay to get her soaking wet. Use your minty mouth to tease her nipples over her sleep wear. By this time you’re getting her attention. Move your body closer to her and continue the tease.
#4: Take the initiative.
There are times when a woman wants you to shut up and take the initiative – and this may just be one of those times. She may not be in any mood to get up and give up a blow job but you shouldn’t have any trouble going down on her. In everything you do, remain sensitive to her needs.
#5: Be gentle.
When you have her completely turned on, go in with deep and slow thrusts; there’s a whole romantic air to having sex in the early hours of the morning – and it may actually be the right time to try that new Kamasutra technique you’ve been reading and fantasizing about all week. A new technique is sure to thrill her. Make sweet, passionate love and don’t stop until she climaxes. There is nothing like starting a long day with a great orgasm.
#6: After the orgasm…
Don’t be quick to get up – there’s no excuse. You want to make her feel loved and appreciated; not a sex toy to be used at will. There’s no better way to keep her happy all day.
Okay so you had great sex and you’re looking forward to a next time but here’s the warning message – don’t attempt to penetrate her every morning. Rather, it should be a sweet treat for you both. That way, you both won’t be able to get enough of it!
How to Buy a Vibrator
Vibrators are the highest selling sex toys and the sales figures will rise further when a lot more people get over their fear of walking into a shop to ask the store clerk, ”hey, you got any vibrators?”
Why vibrators?
A lot of women out there have never experienced the pleasure of an orgasm and that’s where vibrators come in. Vibrators have helped this category of women achieve that desired first orgasm and sexual satisfaction. There are good vibrators and great vibrators. This how-to guide provides you with the information you need to purchase great vibrators.
#1: What do you want?
This perhaps is the first question you need to ask yourself. Do you want an anal, clitoral or vaginal vibrator? Anal vibrators are great if you’re looking for anal stimulation. They are great for prostatic stimulation in men and for stimulating the G-spot from behind, in women. Clitoral vibrators were designed primarily to “vibe” your clitoris to give you an orgasm. Vaginal vibrators stimulate the vaginal wall and the G-spot. There are vibrators that provide combined vaginal and clitoral stimulation. To minimize the risk of transmitting an infection, never use a vaginal vibration anally.
#2: Go for perfect.
Vibrators come in varying sizes, shapes and colors. You want a vibrator that is just perfect for you. Some come smooth while others are made to have the veins, bumps and curves of a real penis; they also come in a variety of colors and need I say, sizes.
#3: What’s it made from?
They can be made from plastic, silicone, rubber, vinyl or latex. You should go for a vibrator made from a material which you aren’t allergic to.
#4: Waterproof is always better.
Bath tubs, showers and pools are excellent places to have sex whether with a partner or alone. In these scenarios, waterproof vibes come in handy – the best features are that they can also be used out of water and they are easy to clean.
#5: Lifespan is important.
Out there in the market, there are vibrators and there are VIBRATORS. Vibrators have an unpredictable life span and no warranties whatsoever. VIBRATORS are of the highest quality and come with a manufacturer warranty.
#6: Hand-held or wearable?
It’s all a matter of control. The hand-held vibrators give you better control – you decide what you want and how you want it; wearable vibes on the other hand are designed to be worn around the finger, to go around the base of the penis or to be worn by women around their waist – they are fun and give your hands freedom to do other things.
#7: Battery or AC powered?
Some vibrators run on battery while others have a power cord that plugs into a wall socket. The batter operated vibes are inexpensive, come in a wider variety of shapes, sizes and colors. They are more functionally versatile and need no electrical outlet; they are also quieter than electric vibrators during operation. Major drawbacks however are that they tend to have a shorter life span. The choice basically depends on which you find less “bulky”.
#8: Price vs Quality.
There is no rule that says price and quality have to be directly proportional. It is your responsibility to know what products have the features you’re interested in and then select the best priced product based on the available features.
The Sexiest Way She Can Put ‘Protection’ On You
If you use condoms for birth control or disease control, you know how to put one on. Your woman likely does too (and hopefully she’s the one doing it most of the time). But let’s face it — it gets boring.
The condom application follows the same pattern – someone rips open the condom package, pulls out the condom and rolls it down your manhood. Further sexual activity commences.
But what if you could make all this a part of the sex act? Instead of stopping your sexual activity to put on the condom, wouldn’t it be great if you could make that part of your lovemaking? It might seem a bit counterintuitive, but in fact, putting on a condom can be a highly erotic act… if she puts the condom on for you with her mouth.
How She Can Seductively Put ‘Protection’ On You
This is a delicate procedure, so it’s important that you guys understand the rules of engagement. The first and most important rule is NO TEETH. Tell her this again and again. Not only can this hurt you (as you well know) but it could damage the condom and then all that effort you expended to put the condom on will be for naught.
So, how is this technique performed? Read the steps below, and then share with your lady. You can guide her through it the first time.
First, have more than one condom handy. The first one might not be usable, or she might damage it on her first try. Not having a condom can vastly change the sexual experience, so make sure you are well prepared.
Next, consider having flavored condoms handy. A condom is not the tastiest thing in the world and you might have a hard time convincing your lady to do this if she’s tasting latex flavor in her mouth. But something that tastes like strawberries, chocolate, or (sexy) cherries? Now, that’s worth popping in your mouth.
Ok, onto technique. Here’s how it’s done:
- Your woman should first check each condom for a hole by gently blowing into the condom. If there’s even a pin-size hole, she’ll know (the condom will deflate quickly after air is blown into it). Discard any bad condoms. And not that we’re implying you should get it on more often or anything but make sure the condom is not expired. Condoms do break down over time and will lose their effectiveness.
- After that dull stuff is out of the way, she should put the condom in her mouth with the rolled part right on her lips and the tip placed so it’s right against her tongue.
- She should lubricate your manhood. She might do this before she puts the condom in her mouth. She can use her mouth, or a store-bought lube, but you should be well lubricated first.
- Next, she should lower her head so it’s right over your manhood and she should gently place her mouth around the tip of the penis so that the condom starts to cup the tip of it. (You could tell her that at this point, a little tip-of-the-penis play with her tongue might be fun.)
- Now she should let go of the condom from her mouth so that it drops over your manhood. With just her lips, she should then begin to unroll the condom down. It’s important that she use just her lips and not her teeth. The motion is much like when she gives you a blow job – she likely doesn’t use her teeth then, either.
- She should unroll the condom with her lips as far as she can. If she needs to, she can finish the job with her fingers, but with practice, she’ll likely be able to do the job completely with her mouth.
Now, keep in mind that this is an art form. It can make sex vastly more exciting, but it is not something that most women will master the first time she tries it. And the first few times, it might take a few minutes as she gets accustomed to this decidedly awkward activity. But after a few tries, it really takes not much longer than putting a condom on by hand… but it’s oh so much more fun!
