Archive for November, 2008
Tips for a Naughty Weekend – Sexual Planning Made Easy
If you want to surprise your partner by planning a naughty weekend, you may not even have to leave your home to do it! Now, you’ll have to leave if your plan is for a weekend away, but otherwise all you need to make things super naughty from Friday to Sunday can be found in the comfort of your home or just a click away. Use these tips to plan a hot weekend that neither of you will forget.
Gather Some Props and Away You Go!
• Women dig baths and water play, so stuff like bubble bath or bath oils are a must. Some nice candles and a warm bath will go a long way in getting her libido stoked! Plus you get to join her in the tub too.
• A sex game geared for naughty couples may sound a little cheesy, but dude, believe me when I say that they’ve got some really dirty and explicit ones for sale online these days. Even just a deck of cards with sex positions or dirty dice with different deeds on them can be enough to get your girl to try things that not even you had ever thought of!
• Lots of oral play is a must if you wanna keep her happy and score yourself some major action during your naughty weekend. If you’re not a big fan of oral you can order yourself some of the flavored lubes or creams made-for-licking. Not only do they taste good so you get a little variety, but lots of them also warm up or tingle on contact which means that your tongue won’t have to do all the work!
• You probably want to incorporate some sort of porn into the weekend to help keep things naughty, but she may not be into the usual ‘Dirty Lesbian Debutantes’ or ‘Girls With 6 inch Nipples’ variety, so you’re going to have to make a couple of compromises. Instead of the usual porn, you could try the stuff made for women which is still totally hot or you could get one of the billion ‘instructional’ videos on the market that offer sex tips in blazing, hardcore action like the Nina Hartley collection! Seriously, it may as well be porn AND you’ll score major points for wanting to learn how to please her and all that!
• Tie each other up and tease away! All you need for that is some rope or scarves. Use one for the wrists, another for the ankles if she’ll let you, and then another to put over the eyes. Take turns teasing each other with your hands, lips, tongues or even a feather duster until you can’t take it anymore!
• Mix things up a little by ‘doing it’ all over the house! Who says you need to limit all the naughty play to the usual when you have other rooms and surfaces that can be enjoyed. Try setting up a little hardwood oasis by throwing some cushions and blankets onto the living room floor. You should also take note of the height of your bathroom counter or kitchen table—very convenient. Then there’s always the option of going for a ride on the washing machine during the spin cycle. The options are endless.
• Cool things down to heat them up again. Think ice cream or a mint in your mouth before you lap away at her breasts and other naughty parts! This is guaranteed to make her tingle all over and have her beg for more!
Bonus Weekend Sexual Tip
To satisfy the exhibitionist in you without getting arrested, you can engage in a nice twist of sex indoors by doing it up against a window. Get naked, press her up against the window, lights out of course, and take her from behind. The possibility of being seen, the cold glass up against her front and you behind her… AWESOME!
See, planning a naughty weekend isn’t so hard. These are just a few of the hundreds of hot things that you can do during your naughty weekend. Let your imagination wander, maybe even incorporate a webcam and I’m sure you’ll manage to surprise her and yourself! You’ll have such an amazing time that she’ll be inspired to plan one for you next.
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Do You Know These Underwater Sex Positions?
Before you live out your fantasies of being Jacques Cocksteau; you need to know a few things about underwater sex so that you don’t regret your adventure by say, hmmm, drowning!
Sex underwater can prove pretty exciting or downright catastrophic if you don’t know what you’re doing. Find what you need to do and the sex positions to do it in.
Safety First
Sex underwater may sound all slippery, sexy and yes, wet, but the truth is that lube—whether her own or the bottled stuff—will be easily washed away because of the water which can make things really dry and painful for you both. This is especially the case if you’re talking about the chlorine filled water of a swimming pool. So, what to do to keep things as slick as can be? Pick up a silicone or oil based lubricant and make sure you really slather it on and in before getting into the water.
Also, as far as safe sex goes in the sense that we know it; condoms are not tested for their efficiency in any kind of water, so aside from the fact that the water will wash away any lube or spermicide on the condoms, they may not even hold up under water. Just something to keep in mind.
And last but not least; please oh please DO NOT do anything that can prove dangerous to you or anyone else! Avoid the submerging of faces unless you are an experienced scuba diver and wearing the proper equipment. A little common sense will go a long way here.
And Now On to the Sex!
Underwater sex positions don’t necessarily include being completely submerged unless you’re going down equipped with scuba gear. If you’re just talking beach, swimming pool or hot tub play then these are for you.
In a Pool
Have her rest her back against the wall and use her arms to hold her up while she wraps her legs around you as you stand in front and get inside of her. This is great for public pools because you can still see who’s around but with subtle enough thrusts, you can do this in broad daylight without anyone being the wiser. This also works with her facing the wall of the pool and you taking her from behind. The water makes her weightless so you can really lift her into place.
At The Beach
You can always stand and pick her up; wrapping her legs around your waist as you enter her, but if you’re looking for something even naughtier and you have a flotation device of some kind (raft, dingy, water mattress), then this one is for you! Have her lie back on the dingy while you stand between her open legs and then enter her like that. You can grab on to the dingy and keep her just where you want her as you work your magic. It’s not fully underwater, but it’s hot!
In the Hot Tub
Since hot tubs are made for sitting in, it’ll be easy to take your seat while she takes her place on your manhood and rides you. She can do it facing you or with her back to you—both are HOT! Or, she can take a seat and lean back while you slide in almost on top of her and hold the ledge as you thrust.
And For the Deep Sea Divers…
It isn’t gonna be easy, but it ain’t impossible either! You can have awesome sex while scuba diving with a little determination. Here’s how:
You’ll need to get into as close to a seated position as you can and let her ride you so that her gear doesn’t get in the way or whack you in the face! If you can support yourself enough to lean back, the by all means let her sit with her back to you as she rides you. This will work better if she leans forward at the same time.
Aside from that, it’s back to the same old having her wrap her legs around your waist as you hold her up and enter her. Again, the weightlessness in the water will make it a lot easier so that you can enjoy the sex!
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