Archive for July, 2009
Hot, Sexy Picnic Ideas
Sometimes, the simplest ideas are the most romantic and/or racy ones. Just because times are hard these days do not mean that you should forego ‘eating out’. What to do? Try going out with your lover on a sexy, romantic picnic!
Before we dive on the tips below, consider if it’s best to surprise your woman or to plan it with her. Heck, why not try a both? Surprise her one time, and go another time with you two planning it together! Either way, consider the picnic tips below!
Tip #1 – It’s going to be warm… so dress less.
If the purpose is to titillate each other so that the other one can’t think of anything but sex, then dress for less! At least, you have the excuse of the weather being warm for not wearing a lot of clothes on. For instance, for guys, ditch the shirt. We ladies just love bare-chested hunks with nothing more than short shorts and sunglasses one. For women, put on your skimpiest tops. And ditch the bra of course!
Tip #2 – pack up on aphrodisiacs.
There’s nothing wrong with getting a little help from foods that are known to bring on the horny juice. Pack a bottle of wine or champagne. You don’t need a special occasion to indulge in them. The picnic IS the special occasion. As for the food, anything phallus-shaped rocks! So be sure you have some whole carrots, whole bananas or whole celery sticks. Cherries conjure sinful ideas too (such as a woman’s clitoris) so be sure you bring nice, shiny plump ones too. If you’re out to splurge, then oysters and salmon are great picks too.
Tip #3 – bring a naughty board game.
After teasing each other while gorging on the sexy food and drinks, bring out the sex-themed board game. Just keep in mind that you’re in a public place so nothing too racy please. (Before you know it, parents will be chasing after their kids who happen to go near you!) For instance, dirty cards (for say, strip poker) are out of the question but romantic dice cubes are ok.
Also, claim certain ‘penalties’ later and not while you guys are still in the park or picnic grounds. For instance, playing naughty twister? Some penalties such as sucking on a nipple are best done at home.
Tip #4 – bring a racy novel to read.
A great thing to do during a picnic is to just laze about and read a book. But since this is a sex-themed picnic we’re talking about here, bring in adult literature instead. Just be careful that you cover the front of known adult magazines such as Playboy or Penthouse. For women, it’s probably easier because there are a lot of ‘romance novels’ in the market that contain plenty of racy love scenes! Whatever erotic literature you bring, the idea is to look at your partner as the object of your naughty, racy thoughts.
Tip #5 – play your own naughty game.
If you don’t want to bring a naughty board game and reading adult publications don’t exactly turn you on, then why not play your own personal, naughty game? For instance, sit on opposite sides of your picnic blanket, with each one of you having pen and paper. Don’t talk to each other, just maintain eye contact. And then start passing really racy notes, detailing exactly what you want to do to your lover if you can right now. For example, say something like “I’m going to rip off that skimpy top of yours, bring your arms to your back around that tree your resting on, and eat your…” You get the picture.
A naughty summer picnic is something that’s easy to do and yet is great for bonding, romantic or otherwise. Go try it and see how much fun you’ll have!
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Sexy, Horny Gift Ideas
It’s that time once again: her birthday, your anniversary, you goofed up and you want to say you’re sorry. All these are occasions when you have to find a unique gift to give your woman. But what?!? You’re simply running out of ideas! Relax. My list below will surely help you.
Adult candies. Candies are always great gifts and are perfect if all you want to says is a simple sorry to your woman. What’s sexy about this? Well, for example, there are mints you can buy that come in metal boxes engraved with a Kama Sutra position at the top! Slip in a short note saying you’re sorry and that you’ll make it up to her tonight.
My personal favorites are adult chocolates. They can come shaped as female genitalia or the male penis. You’ll have fun licking and devouring it. And then, there are the ‘butt chocolates’. These bonbons look like someone’s – you guessed it – behind and the intention is for you to place one bonbon on her backdoor hole and lap it up!
A subscription to adult literature. Adult movies are not a great idea as most women find porn offensive. However, that does not mean they hate all adult literature! Give her a novel with A LOT of sex scenes in it and she’ll devour I in one afternoon. If she fancies a particular adult magazine, get a subscription for her. Trust me. This is as much a gift for you as it is for her!
Red, hot lingerie. Sexy lingerie NEVER goes out of style. Buy her some hot stockings or crotch-less undies and you’re good. If you want to be naughtier, give her a pair of exotic, silk blindfolds and experiment tonight.
Sex game paraphernalia. Give her a sex board game, x-rated cards and/or dice, a Kama Sutra coupon book (she can cut or tear a ‘position’ out anytime and ‘redeem’ it from you!), massage oil, special scented candles, and more! Not only are these gifts fun but they are literally an investment in your relationship.
Sex toys! Sex toys! Sex toys! Depending on how your woman feels about self-pleasuring, buy her her first ever sex toy… or add to her collection! There are a lot of adult online stores you can preview for this and they are sent discreetly (often in a plain, unmarked box) to your home or office.
Give her a (sex) call. When gifts need to be accompanied with words, then what’s better than giving your lady a sex call. Ring her up, greet her or say you’re sorry, and move on to more ‘adult talk’. A variation of this is to leave her a note saying that SOMEONE will call her later for an appointment to fix the garage or whatever. When the phone rings it’s you, she knows it’s you, but you insist you’re “Mark” and then you proceed to talk in a husky, sexy voice. Easing into adult talk should be easy then.
When it comes to gifts, think outside the box and don’t just rely on the old staples. Your woman will love you for it and you’re relationship will be spicier than ever!
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5 Ways to Be Sexy & Green
Nowadays, it’s all about what we can do to help save Mother Earth so why not apply the same green principles in your relationship? Trust me, you’ll be spicing up your relationship AND doing your bit for the planet.
Save on water. Why take separate showers when you can get one together? Not only is this great for ‘bonding’ but it also helps conserve water. This does not mean though that you should rush through bath time. Make sure you make it quality time by lovingly soaping each other, rubbing here and there, and so on.
If you want to up the conservation effort a bit, you can buy one those little gadgets that measure the amount of water you consume while showering. I guarantee that no matter how much fun you engage under the shower together, you’ll still be consuming less water than showering apart.
Go natural on lube. Since there’s nary a difference when it comes to cost, why not ensure that you always buy the all-natural type of lube rather than the synthetic ones? Scent- and taste-wise, these greener lubes are the same as the chemically formulated ones so why not opt for them? In fact, they’re better as they contain ingredients such as aloe vera and vitamin E, which are good for your skin!
Lights off! Sure, you turn the lights off when you go to bed but why not do it a bit earlier? For instance, have dinner romantically lighted by candles instead of having all the dining room or living room lights on. It’s romantic; it’s sexy; and it conserves electricity! Use eco-candles too. They burn longer and produce less toxic gasses into the air.
Go one step further by replacing that TV set in the bedroom with a nice glass bowl filled with rolled up sex tips, sex games and sex ideas! By getting rid of the TV, you will both be more relaxed and be able to sleep earlier too! For those nights when you don’t want to sleep early, pick out a sex tip from the glass bowl and do exactly what it says.
Go out. Have Fun. Be Green. Picnics are romantic but nowadays it’s all so 21st century with all that plastic! The next time you go out for a picnic, make it rustic. For instance, purchase from organic farms, make and pack your own food (instead of buying pre-packed stuff in the supermarket), and use silver cutlery instead of the plastic, disposable kind.
Take it one step further by walking or biking to your picnic spot instead of driving to it!
Also, instead of the usual dinner-and-movie date, why not opt for something more earth-friendly like simply visiting a local park or museum. Some local communities have open air plays and concerts on weekends so why not support that?
Ditch the heater and air conditioner. During cold months, turn off the heater every now and then (or at least turn it off earlier as your place will still be warm for at least an hour or two before it gets cold) and then and simply snuggle up!
During warm months, instead of turning the air condition on high, ditch your clothes! Walk around in skimpy, barely-there clothing and you’ll both be doing your relationship a great deal of good!
So there you have it, easy tips to boost your relationship AND help Mother Nature.
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