Long-Distance Sex 101
Sometimes, mostly because of work, you need to go and spend a few days from your lover. That’s ok. Nothing makes the heart grow finder than a little absence, right? But why don’t you do something a little extra to ensure that she REALLY misses you. You know, just the kind of things that will make her lust after you while you’re gone and make her rip your clothes off as you come back and cross the front door.
Make Her Horny Tips While You’re Away
The Sweet Approach – Send Flowers
Women love romantics! So while you’re away, arrange to have a bouquet of flowers sent to her, with an endearing note. If you want to increase the lust factor of this gesture, write down a naughty note and then put it in an envelope with one condom. Seal the envelope and ask the florist to be sure and send it along with the flowers.
The Naughty Approach – Leave Lewd Notes
This one is very easy to do. Leave behind sizzling sexy sex notes at home for her to see while you’re gone. Be as timid or as sizzling as you dare to be. Also, don’t put any preambles in your notes. Use the shock factor! For example, instead of saying “When I come back, I want to kiss you and then…” Boring!
Instead, write down something like this “Arriving: 8 PM. Licking you down there by 8:05…”
The Naughty Approach – Send Sexy Messages
If you prefer to slowly build up the sexual tension instead of shocking her, try this approach. Send sexy SMS messages to her mobile phone during the period you’re away. Start from the simple “missing you” and work your way up to “can’t wait to f$%^ you”. By the way be careful when sending mobile messages. You don’t want to accidentally send them to somebody else!
The Dirty Approach – Send Something Naughty
Ok, maybe you don’t want to go all Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob and send a vial of your blood or used underwear, but that doesn’t mean you can’t send something naughty. For example, why not go to a sex shop, but something simple and send it to her with your EXACT ideas on how you guys will use it when you get home.
The Dirty Approach – Phone Sex
Ok, this for me is the ultimate long-distance keeping the sex alive approach: phone sex! The approach you take here depends a bit on your woman. If she’s very shy, warm up to the subject so this means call her and talk about other things first. If she’s ‘game’, then call her up when she least expects it: at work, at her parent’s place, or even while she’s already fallen asleep.
The goal is not necessarily to make her come. Although if she’s on her way there, why stop it? Enjoy yourselves!
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mark
Says:
Absence makes the fond grow harder!
Samuel Stone
Says:
I’ve been learning a lot from you on how to please a woman if God ever Grants me the courage to overcome my shyness.I also believe I’m not what women really want and that is probably my main problem.Thank you for a the tips you have given me anyway.
Carlos Duran
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This is absolutely hands-down honey in the pot golden advice. I travel all the time for work and have seen how even after years of marriage these same tips help keep my wife hot and horny, eager for me to get back home!
Great stuff here, thanks!
All the Best,
~Carlos
JG
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I have done this several times. My girlfriend is in Spain right now and we just go away at this either by phone or skype (webcam included)… it is very fun and keeps the flame alive! but in the end, there is no replacing the real thing…
Q
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Re the first idea, here’s a way to do it, save a little money, and tantalize her further by adding steps:
1) Call a local florist–much more cost-effective than sending flowers via a network. Best if you can order via the florist’s website and they let you enter what you want in your note (if not, call it in–after all, just about any cell phone plan nowadays includes long distance).
2) Have your note include “look in ____” (fill in the blank with a hiding place of choice). When she looks, she’ll find the envelope you left that reads “For when I get back…” with the condom! And whatever other touches you want to add…
And it saves the NSFW part for when she’s alone!
Challenger
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Vincent
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Your tips are like a breath of fresh air. What you’ve listed works like magice cos I tried some of them atleast. When I send ‘hot/lewd’ text messages to my wife she gets wet and so horny by the time I get home.
Thanks again!
Suvang
Says:
This was great advice.
If only I had the right woman to do this sort of stuff with!!
M. Matimba
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Thanks Grabriel,
I have read them several times, but not yet tried them. I will try them now since I have understood and read them.
Matimba
Andi
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Phone sex is a very intimate and will strengthen any connection. It is easy and so much naughty fun!