5 Sextastic Places to Make Love!

It is absolutely amazing to me that couples are not more adventurous as to HOW and WHERE they make love. Since the HOW part can be such an exhaustive topic (and because I’ve given you tips about that in the past too!), let’s discuss the WHERE for now.

So, in how many places have you had sex with your girlfriend/wife? If you can count them all in one hand, you are in serious need of list of new places to try so read on!

Great places to have sex.

1. In a camping tent. Don’t know about you but there’s something titillating about having sex knowing: (a) there’s only a VERY thin sheet of covering/wall that separates you from all the other campers; (b) others can definitely hear you but can’t see you; (c) you know others can see your shadows through the thin tent material, or (d) all of the above.

2. In the laundry room, on top of the dryer. Ok, the ambiance in the laundry room may not exactly be called ‘romantic’, but wait till you sit her on top of the dryer (or washing machine spinner). Seriously, have you seen how the dryer can be such a swashbuckling monster when it’s on its last few stages? Imagine just how hard your lover will be gyrating when she’s on top of it! Now, you may be worried that your manhood may be hurt by all that action so here’s the solution: ask her to sit just at the edge of the machine. As you penetrate and thrust, the vibrating action will be something you’ve never felt before yourself.

3. Mom and dad’s room. There’s always something hot about ‘doing it’ in a place that you’re not supposed to. And if there’s a bedroom that’s just off limits, it’s got to be your or her parents’ bedroom. Just be careful when you do try this. Trust me, it doesn’t matter whether you’re 18 or 38, being caught in your or her parents’ room having sex is still B-A-D.

4. Your old kiddie room. I don’t know about you but the first time I had sex in my old childhood bedroom I had a really great case of ‘good girl gone bad’ attitude as I was riding my man! Surrounded by all my comfort stuffed toys and girly pillows, I felt a real sense of ‘this girl is a woman’ thing while I was driving my man wild. So do try this one, it’s such a pleasure trip!

5. In the forest. Don’t know about you but where I live, my man and I can easily go for a 1-3 hour walk in the forest. Before I go on, two warnings for you: (1) having sex in public is illegal in many states, and (2) there is also the risk of being bitten by bugs and being touched by poison ivy!

For problem (1), make sure you weigh the odds of this for yourself, but as for (2) here’s my solution. I usually bring a small, light blanket. This is not to be used for lying down. It’s for kneeling. I like to be between two trees, my arms touching each one and bracing myself for the pleasure my man brings as he kneels on the blanket and gives me some magical oral. Of course, I return the favor in due course.

For more naughty tips on WHERE you can enjoy the WILDEST sex ever, click here!

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